Once upon a time as a young lad, I was enjoying a refreshing ice cold cola product when my grandpappy, known for not having much of a filter, began scolding me for being spoiled. "Back in my day, beverages were enjoyed at whatever temperature the room was! I drank lukewarm milk for 30 years before my lips touched ...
Can't be bothered by traditional lamps but still need a subpar portable light source that utilizes your smartphone's built-in flashlight and uses an excessive and unnecessary amount of battery life unless, of course, your phone is plugged in at which point your light source is no longer portable and you would have ...
Do you find yourself spending hours in front of the stove stirring the family dinner to the point of forearm failure? If so, you need the StirMATE Smart Pot Stirrer. Simply attach it to the side of any pot, flip a switch, and this automatic stew stirrer will do all the work for you. Think of all the social media ...
If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that tacos are awesome No sane, rational person has ever turned down a taco. No one has ever been in a bad mood after eating a taco. Tacos transcend all nationalities, cultures and religions. If T.A.C.O.S. was an acronym, it would stand for Tacos Always Cut Out ...
POP QUIZ: What's the number one way to earn respect and admiration from your work colleagues according to science? ANSWER: Neat office decorations. Nothing says "I know what I'm doing" like a well-thought-out display of desktop trinkets, and you certainly can't go wrong by adding this Kikkerland Magnetic ...
We live in the 21st century. Survival has a different meaning now compared to the past. In the old days, if you could tie a good knot, get a fire going and skin a rabbit, you were good to go. Nowadays, if you carry a knife with you, it's because you like having the ability to open a letter in a pinch. Survival in ...
Sure, you could go spend a bunch of money on a nice bottle of gin, and it'll probably taste pretty good, but as soon as you take that first sip, you'll realize something is missing: a sense of accomplishment. Think about it. What could make good gin taste even better? Gin you made with your own manly hands, that's ...
Everybody loves good head. It's important to have just the right amount of head. Too much and you'll be left craving more. Too little and that could mean things have gone stale. When done right, good head is fun to look at and easy to appreciate. The best head is always nice and frothy. For the best head ...
It's not a pack of gum. It's not a keyless entry remote. No, this cute little device is a nightmare stick capable of sending 6,000,000 volts of jolting electricity through the veins of your feeble intruder. Don't be afraid to get a little closer as long as you've got this bad boy on your side. Billed as the World's ...
To be a ninja, you must be disciplined, you must work hard, you must be strong, and most of all, you absolutely must own this Thumbs Up! Ninja Mug. I mean, just look at it! It comes with a neat little sword-shaped stirring spoon, a coaster shaped like a throwing star and a mug-shaped ninja mask. WHAT?!?! Forget ...
We need to talk. You're a mess. You lost your keys twice last week and you couldn't pay for groceries the other day because you left your wallet at home. You need to get your shit together. You need to get organized. You need a Catchall. This clever handmade organizer can hold all the important accessories you need to ...
If you've ever had more than four alcoholic libations in one sitting, you likely know what it feels like to have beer muscles. You can feel like you can accomplish any task, tackle any challenge or hit on any girl in the bar. The stronger your beer muscles get, the less likely it is that your friends will be able to ...