Foot peel masks are kind of mind-blowing. You wear a glove full of chemicals on your feet for an hour, and a few days later, your feet begin to melt! Remember that horrible sunburn you had as a kid? The one where you were peeling dead skin off your body for days? Yeah, it's like that, times 10. In all ...
Life is hard. Being a responsible adult requires persistence and will power. You've got to be able to wake up every day and do a bunch of things you don't want to do just to keep your belly full and the lights on. If you manage to pull those things off and still have time to spare in your day, you deserve a reward. ...
Shopping carts need a redesign. Currently, there's no way to organize and protect your groceries as you shop. Instead, you have to play an intricate game of "don't pile heavy stuff on fragile stuff." It's not a very fun game. While we wait for the new and improved shopping carts to start showing up in stores (if ...
Ladies, I don't mean to brag, but peeing while standing is an absolutely freeing experience, one which most men take for granted. We should probably be more appreciative of the fact that we can literally pee wherever our feet take us if we want to. But for the ladies, it requires an increased level of privacy and ...
Ready to feel old? This commercial for Suzanne Somers' Thighmaster is from 1991. Here's another fun fact: you can still buy the original Thighmaster to this day. It even has a rating of 4.2/5 on Amazon at the time of this writing. To be honest, I figured these were only being bought as gag gifts anymore—I ...
Are those embedded electronics in pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh, you actually have embedded electronics in your pants? Crazy coincidence that I would guess that, eh? Anyhoo, so what's up with the pants? I need more info. They're specially designed yoga pants designed with embedded technology that ...
What do you get when you combine a shark and tea? This Shark Fin Tea Infuser. Sorry, were you expecting a joke there? Sharks are no laughing matter. Great white sharks can grow up to 21 feet in length and can weight up to 2,400 pounds. And let's not forget those 3,000 razor sharp teeth in their giant jaws capable ...
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived an extra terrestrial life form that really could have used one of these Star Wars Self-Stirring Mugs. Made with quality galactic compounds and powered by harnessed sun energy, this self-stirring mug ensures a perfectly mixed cup of morning coffee or hot chocolate. ...
Now, I'm not saying you should try to sneak alcohol into places where it doesn't belong, but if you're going to, you might as well look good, right? There's nothing fashionable about a plain old boring flask, unless it's an Areaware Bracelet Flask. Just pick your poison, pop the cork and fill 'er up for a fun-filled ...
It's not what you think. Really, it's not. Or maybe it is. Who am I to judge? What you're looking at here is the Ewin Silicone Rubber Face Slimmer. It's not exactly a fashion accessory, and it's a little sexually suggestive, but in theory, this rubber apparatus will tighten your mouth muscles and reduce wrinkles ...
It's not a pack of gum. It's not a keyless entry remote. No, this cute little device is a nightmare stick capable of sending 6,000,000 volts of jolting electricity through the veins of your feeble intruder. Don't be afraid to get a little closer as long as you've got this bad boy on your side. Billed as the World's ...
Coffee probably tops the list of things that taste delicious but look downright disgusting. It's a dark brown liquid, for god's sake. And we all drink it. Willingly, in fact. You might be thinking, "Coke is brown, too, so big whoop!" True, but at least Coca-Cola makes an attempt to contain its ugly brown liquid in a ...