We live in a stressful world, and relieving stress is often easier said than done. Everyone deals with stress differently. Some enjoy a cold alcoholic libation. Others read a book. Some do yoga. But the true stress-reduction specialists know that there's only one surefire way to relieve stress: playing with Seamen ...
As a result of the current global pandemic, many of us who are fortunate to still have jobs are now working from home. While this arrangement isn't for everyone, it does come with some perks. For example, you can go to work naked. You get to avoid Karen's usual daily dose of drama and gossip. You could even slam ...
Fake news. It's everywhere, because President Donald Trump says so ... and don't you forget it! As all Americans know, it doesn't matter if the media reports on actual events or direct quotes. In the end, all that matters is what is reported by our competent and trustworthy government, so why should we believe ...
The days of haute couture are over. The new trend in fashion is what we like to call "intentional uglification." It totally makes sense when you think about it. What screams confidence like deliberately sabotaging your own appearance? It's kinda like reverse psychology, ya know? Interested in this hot new ...
Not to get all political, but a recent study showed that 41.6% of the U.S. population would give President Donald Trump a swirly—a prank that involves immersing someone's head in a toilet bowl as it is flushed—if given the chance. Now, of course, that statistic was made up for the sake of entertainment, but what's ...
As seen on Shark Tank, the Original NoPhone provides a no-nonsense solution to smartphone addiction. Let's be clear. The NoPhone is not a phone. Rather, it's a phone replacement. If you've ever tried to quit smoking, you likely carried around gum or toothpicks with you at all times to keep your mouth occupied. The ...
Have you ever stopped to think about how many life moments would be 1,000% more enjoyable if pizza were involved? Stuck in traffic? Pizza. Boring work meeting? Pizza. Working out? Pizza. Eating pizza? More pizza. There's literally no life scenario that pizza can't make better, which is why it makes sense to have ...
A traditional coffee mug is arguably the best gift. It's not too expensive, it's useful and it's hard to have too many good coffee mugs. And now, thanks to this Thumbs Up! Up Yours Coffe Mug, it's even the perfect gift to give to that special someone that you just can't stand. Someone at the office giving you bad ...
Ah, what a lovely scent. Is that vanilla I smell? Such a divine aroma! Is this cute little candle responsible for the refreshing fragrance? I absolutely must have one! You know, when I was a child, my mother used to bake fresh vanilla cookies. They were an old family recipe. That candle you have there reminds me of ...
Whenever I walk my dog, he just has to pee on every bush we walk by. As awkward as it can be to look my neighbor in the eyes as my dog relieves himself on their freshly pruned bushes, I'm secretly jealous of that little mutt. If only it were socially acceptable to pee wherever—and on whatever—I wanted without the risk ...
There's no beating around the bush here. This Willy Washer soap is meant for washing your willy. Polishing your popeye. Scrubbing your skin flute. Lathering your lap rocket. I think you get the picture. You may be thinking to yourself, "what do I need this schlong soap for? I've never had any problems soaking my ...
Ladies, I don't mean to brag, but peeing while standing is an absolutely freeing experience, one which most men take for granted. We should probably be more appreciative of the fact that we can literally pee wherever our feet take us if we want to. But for the ladies, it requires an increased level of privacy and ...