We live in a stressful world, and relieving stress is often easier said than done.
Everyone deals with stress differently. Some enjoy a cold alcoholic libation. Others read a book. Some do yoga. But the true stress-reduction specialists know that there’s only one surefire way to relieve stress: playing with Seamen Putty.
Simply open the lid, release the Seamen Putty, and gently roll it around in your hands until you feel all tension melt away as pure fidget pleasure sets in. No cleanup necessary!
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- SOLO RELIEF IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND – When the tide is swelling, you feel stressed and in need of release, you sometimes have to take matters into your own hands. Don’t be shy, grab a tin of Captain Jack Hoff’s Seamen Putty and yank away a load of tension.
- SEALED TIN PREVENTS NASTY MESSES – If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed tin. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing.
- UNIQUE GIFT THAT OOZES FUN FOR ANY OCCASION – This awesome gift for adults is great for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, or just because someone could use some sweet relief from a long, hard day. This wickedly funny novelty putty is also fantastic for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and grab bag prizes.
- IT EVEN GLOWS IN THE DARK – Navigating stormy seas is a part of adulthood for everyone, so Captain Jack’s Seamen Putty will come in handy for men and women. The holidays are sure to get off to a mind-blowing start when friends or family find this stimulating surprise in their stockings.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Feel tension flow out of you as you soften the specially-formulated, white putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow.
