If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that tacos are awesome No sane, rational person has ever turned down a taco. No one has ever been in a bad mood after eating a taco. Tacos transcend all nationalities, cultures and religions. If T.A.C.O.S. was an acronym, it would stand for Tacos Always Cut Out ...
The days of haute couture are over. The new trend in fashion is what we like to call "intentional uglification." It totally makes sense when you think about it. What screams confidence like deliberately sabotaging your own appearance? It's kinda like reverse psychology, ya know? Interested in this hot new ...
Admit it. We've all seen those people who go everywhere with their pets. They travel with them. They put them in their carts while shopping. They even bring them into restaurants. We often verbally express our distain for these people—let's call them pet chaperones—and the audacity they must have to inject their ...
Have you ever stopped to think about how many life moments would be 1,000% more enjoyable if pizza were involved? Stuck in traffic? Pizza. Boring work meeting? Pizza. Working out? Pizza. Eating pizza? More pizza. There's literally no life scenario that pizza can't make better, which is why it makes sense to have ...
Consider this scenario: You're walking along, minding your own business when BAM... rainstorm! To make matters worse, the weatherman never said anything about rain that morning so you don't have an umbrella in that backpack of yours. Now you're wet and pissed off. Now consider this scenario: You're walking ...
There's something incredibly macho about a dude in a kilt. It's not the fact that he's wearing a skirt for men, but rather that he has the confidence to wear it in the first place. Throw in some fire-breathing bagpipes and you've got yourself a role model for macho men everywhere. Ok, so we've established that ...
Whenever I walk my dog, he just has to pee on every bush we walk by. As awkward as it can be to look my neighbor in the eyes as my dog relieves himself on their freshly pruned bushes, I'm secretly jealous of that little mutt. If only it were socially acceptable to pee wherever—and on whatever—I wanted without the risk ...
When I was little, I used to think all adults were intelligent and rational. As I grew older, I began to realize that, in fact, most adults have no idea what they're talking about. (Not you though. You're super smart.) Case in point, there were a lot of "alternative facts" I was told as a child by grown-ups ...
Now, I'm not saying you should try to sneak alcohol into places where it doesn't belong, but if you're going to, you might as well look good, right? There's nothing fashionable about a plain old boring flask, unless it's an Areaware Bracelet Flask. Just pick your poison, pop the cork and fill 'er up for a fun-filled ...
Whatever happened to the trend of having massive subwoofers installed in cars? I feel like no one does that anymore. Maybe it's because we all started realizing that, while those bass vibrations felt cool, it made the music sound like shit. But now, thanks to modern technology, you can have the best of both world with ...
You're not true dad material unless you own a comfortable and functional pair of flip flops. These hip sandals are stylish and contoured for optimal comfort, but their best feature is located on the bottom of each sandal. That's because each Reef Men's Fanning II Flip Flop is equipped with a fully functional bottle ...
If you're presented with a hesitant smile and a polite objection every time you announce you'll be cooking dinner, it could mean one of two things: 1) you're a terrible cook, or 2) you're a klutz and there's a good chance you'll cut off the tip of one of your fingers. Put your dinner guests at ease with Pretty Handy ...