Once upon a time as a young lad, I was enjoying a refreshing ice cold cola product when my grandpappy, known for not having much of a filter, began scolding me for being spoiled.
“Back in my day, beverages were enjoyed at whatever temperature the room was! I drank lukewarm milk for 30 years before my lips touched a cold drink,” he would shout.
After a few more senile ramblings about being spanked as a child and walking everywhere uphill, he would eventually fall asleep and I would go back to my beverage, only to find that it had warmed to an unacceptable temperature. Thanks a lot, grandpappy.
That was a long time ago, but we’re in the 21st century now, and I no longer have to sit idly by as my beverages become unacceptably warm thanks to inventions like the Nomodo Trio Wireless Qi-Certified Fast Charger with Mug Warmer/Drink Cooler! Now you can charge your electronic intelligent telephone device while keeping your cold drink cold—or your hot drink hot—until the very last drop!
Suck it, grandpappy!
Product Features (via Amazon.com):
- ⚡ FAST WIRELESS CHARGING⚡: A great gift for dad this holiday season! The Nomodo Trio quickly charges your wireless capable device utilizing Qi Fast Charging technology. In today’s world, your phone is your lifeline. The Trio will keep it juiced while you kick @$$. Avoid pesky charging cords getting in your way by utilizing the Qi charging mat on your Trio. Set any Qi enabled device directly on the mat and watch your battery quickly go from zero to hero
- KEEP YOUR ☕ HOT: Coffee is only good cold when you intend it to be. Keep your coffee and tea hot while you work with the heated plate that was designed to keep your mug as toasty as it was when you brewed it
- OR KEEP IT CHILL ❄️: Tired of your ice cubes melting and watering down your drink? The cooling plate will keep those cans and cold brews chilled, so they’ll always quench your thirst
- WE GET YOU. WE GOT YOU: Designed in Detroit for people who want to shake up the industry. We create and source high-quality products without the price tag of those other guys
- WHAT’S IN THE BOX: (1) Nomodo Trio, (1) Power Adaptor, (1) Coffee Cup, (1) 1-Year Limited Warranty
