Have you ever stopped to think about how many life moments would be 1,000% more enjoyable if pizza were involved? Stuck in traffic? Pizza. Boring work meeting? Pizza. Working out? Pizza. Eating pizza? More pizza.
There’s literally no life scenario that pizza can’t make better, which is why it makes sense to have easy access to a tasty slice at all times, and thanks to advances in modern wearable technology, The Real Pizza Pocket is the perfect solution to this vexing problem.
So grab a slice… to go!
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- HILARIOUS PIZZA LOVER GAG GIFT – Take your pizza with you on the go! You can always have a satisfying bite of pizza where you go with this pizza gag gift. The hilarious story on the reverse comes free of charge!
- WASHABLE AND REUSABLE – Reusable ziplock seal keeps your pizza fresh and safe again and again.
- HUGE PORTABLE PIZZA POCKET – 13″ wide X 9″ tall – Always have a tasty slice at the ready. People will be amazed at your professional pizza prowess!
- DON’T BE FOOLED – We are the only portable pizza solution that fits traditional size pizza slices!
- From the makers of: EDIBLE UNICORN POOP – 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE – We know you will love The Real Pizza Pocket To Go. If you don’t, we will give you your money back!
