We live in a stressful world, and relieving stress is often easier said than done. Everyone deals with stress differently. Some enjoy a cold alcoholic libation. Others read a book. Some do yoga. But the true stress-reduction specialists know that there's only one surefire way to relieve stress: playing with Seamen ...
As a result of the current global pandemic, many of us who are fortunate to still have jobs are now working from home. While this arrangement isn't for everyone, it does come with some perks. For example, you can go to work naked. You get to avoid Karen's usual daily dose of drama and gossip. You could even slam ...
Not to get all political, but a recent study showed that 41.6% of the U.S. population would give President Donald Trump a swirly—a prank that involves immersing someone's head in a toilet bowl as it is flushed—if given the chance. Now, of course, that statistic was made up for the sake of entertainment, but what's ...
As seen on Shark Tank, the Original NoPhone provides a no-nonsense solution to smartphone addiction. Let's be clear. The NoPhone is not a phone. Rather, it's a phone replacement. If you've ever tried to quit smoking, you likely carried around gum or toothpicks with you at all times to keep your mouth occupied. The ...
A traditional coffee mug is arguably the best gift. It's not too expensive, it's useful and it's hard to have too many good coffee mugs. And now, thanks to this Thumbs Up! Up Yours Coffe Mug, it's even the perfect gift to give to that special someone that you just can't stand. Someone at the office giving you bad ...
Ah, what a lovely scent. Is that vanilla I smell? Such a divine aroma! Is this cute little candle responsible for the refreshing fragrance? I absolutely must have one! You know, when I was a child, my mother used to bake fresh vanilla cookies. They were an old family recipe. That candle you have there reminds me of ...
There's no beating around the bush here. This Willy Washer soap is meant for washing your willy. Polishing your popeye. Scrubbing your skin flute. Lathering your lap rocket. I think you get the picture. You may be thinking to yourself, "what do I need this schlong soap for? I've never had any problems soaking my ...
Ladies, I don't mean to brag, but peeing while standing is an absolutely freeing experience, one which most men take for granted. We should probably be more appreciative of the fact that we can literally pee wherever our feet take us if we want to. But for the ladies, it requires an increased level of privacy and ...
The jury is still out on Donald Trump. Just kidding, everyone hates him, LOL. Now, I'm not here to get into a political debate about why Trump sucks as a president—I'll save that for Twitter—but I would like to provide a solution for those of you who might be thinking to yourself, "how can I express my distaste for ...
Chewing gum can either trigger a pleasurable flavor experience or an obnoxious inconvenience that ruins your whole day. Let's explore the latter for a moment. Imagine you're in school and you reach under your desk momentarily when you suddenly rub your hand against a rugged mound of hardened gum that some hooligan ...
Technology is not for you. You'd much rather jot down your creative ideas on paper with a good old fashioned pencil. There's only one problem. You're an unorganized mess. You lose everything, all the time. You could lose a conjoined twin if given the opportunity. You also lose your cherished pencils. They usually ...
It's not what you think. Really, it's not. Or maybe it is. Who am I to judge? What you're looking at here is the Ewin Silicone Rubber Face Slimmer. It's not exactly a fashion accessory, and it's a little sexually suggestive, but in theory, this rubber apparatus will tighten your mouth muscles and reduce wrinkles ...