The days of haute couture are over. The new trend in fashion is what we like to call “intentional uglification.”
It totally makes sense when you think about it. What screams confidence like deliberately sabotaging your own appearance? It’s kinda like reverse psychology, ya know?
Interested in this hot new fashion trend but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with this atrocious Hairy Belly Fanny Pack. Because no one wants to see your fat hairy belly … or do they??
Go get ’em, you stud.
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- Dad bag dad bod belly waist pack. Almost real 3D printing! Makes you quite attractive on street, parties, traveling and sports.
- Material: PU + Canvas.Water-resistant design makes your cash phone accessories away from water. Not completely waterproof.
- Large capacity and solid zipper keeps your things safe when exercising. Free your hands!
- Fit most thin person to have a big belly. Adjustable waist belt with solid buckle and canvas strap.
- Free return guarantee if not satisfied.
