If you’re like me, you never get a fortune from a fortune cookie that you’re actually excited about. Most of the time, the fortunes aren’t even fortunes. I don’t know how many times I’ve opened up a fortune cookie to read some anti-climactic message like, “be kind to others,” or “appreciate your own uniqueness.” I don’t want vague life advice… I want concrete predictions!
The problem with fortune cookies is that, unless you’re eating with other people who aren’t fans of them, you usually only get one chance to get a good one. And based on my experience, the chances of getting a quality, life-affirming fortune are slim.
It’s time to take your fortune into your own hands. What’s better than one fortune cookie? How about 400 fortune cookies?!
That’s right, you can actually buy a box of 400 fortune cookies online. And yes, I know that it’s likely for restaurants who hand out lots of fortune cookies in a given day, but if you’re desperate for answers about your life, you’ll go great lengths to find them. Some may go on soul searching missions. Others will eat 400 bland cookies filled with tiny pieces of paper with impersonal machine printed messages on them.
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- Special Events: excellent gift for any occasion. Holidays, Birthdays, Parties, Wedding, Graduation, Anniversary, etc
- These traditional treats are crispy and sweet with a special message hidden inside
