You could put a Star Wars spin on just about any product in the world and no one would question it. Want a Star Wars themed popcorn maker? Yes, please. How about a Star Wars Self-Stirring Mug? Absolutely.
So why couldn’t a Death Star Herb Grinder be a thing? Oh, wait… it totally is.
Made with zinc alloy and high-quality aluminum, this grinder is a must-have for all herbivores, human or wookiee. Whether it’s rosemary or Mary Jane—you know I had to go there—this thing can grind it. I guess you could say it’s out of this world.
Ok, I’ll stop now.
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- QUALITY MADE – Premium 3 piece grinder crafted with zinc alloy and quality aluminum (When you hold it, the weight of it feels quality, not like a flimsy plastic novelty grinder). Easily grinds and crushes spices, herbs, tobacco, devil’s lettuce, dank bud, cheeba, and even that sticky icky.
- UNIQUE GIFT – I am your grinder, and for any Star Wars lover, this Star Wars grinder is a must have. Get one for yourself or give one as a gift. It comes in a giftbox for goodness sake. See the excitement from others when you whip out this thing!
- MAGNETIC CONNECTION – Striving for quality, we enhanced this grinder so that the top of the Death Star is magnetized to the bottom. This will ensure you don’t lose the force… I mean herbs.
- BONUS KIEF SCRAPER – You’re gonna have kief in the kief catcher. You need a kief scraper. So we gave you one.
- LIFETIME WARRANTY – This product is not going to break. Period. Its made to travel through that galaxy and withstand intruders. But if for some wild reason you get this thing and you’re not 100% stoked or satisfied, let us know. We’ll take care of you.
