When I was a kid, I used to kill ants with a magnifying glass. I mean, I didn’t do it all the time, but I would dabble on occasion. I’m not proud of it, but what’s done is done.
Now, my mom says I turned out OK, but that’s not always the case for kids that exhibit this type of behavior. All I’m saying is, if Little Johnny is outside right now setting fire to an ant hill, you may just want to pay a little more attention to him.
But let’s assume Johnny’s fascination with bug killing begins and ends with the bugs. This could actually come in handy if you really think about it. No more buying expensive and dangerous bug-killing chemicals or hiring exterminators because you’ve got Little Johnny, The Insect Slayer.
In that case, you should nurture your child’s interest in insect eradication with the new and improved Bug-A-Salt 2.0 Insect Eradication Gun. A little table salt is all it takes for Johnny to become the most badass critter killer on the block. No batteries required!
Now Johnny can continue to wage his war on bugs without the risk of injuring himself or others, as long as he’s at least 18 years old, because, you know, warning labels.
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- NEW, IMPROVED, & RE-ENGINEERED MODEL – Launched February 2015
- More Power and Greater Accuracy with less salt per shot.
- Texturized Handgrip for non-slip cocking.
- 90 DAY WARRANTY WITH PROOF OF PURCHASE FROM SKELL
- 80 Shots of Salt Before Reloading. No Batteries Required.
