You might be asking yourself, “What would I possibly need a 55 gallon drum of Passion Lubes water-based lubricant for?” My response to you is, “The possibilities are endless!” Let’s put aside the obvious applications and avoid the low hanging fruit in the joke department, and instead focus on all the other cool stuff you could do with all that lube. You could poor it on a giant Slip N Slide for extra speed. You could prank your roommate by spreading it out on the floor of your kitchen and watch as he fails to stay on two feet. When the lube is all gone, you could even get inside the empty drum and roll down a tall hill. See? Endless possibilities. Now go get started on that GoFundMe campaign you’ll need to launch in order to pay for it!
