wearables
Hairy Belly Fanny Pack

Hairy Belly Fanny Pack

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The days of haute couture are over. The new trend in fashion is what we like to call "intentional uglification." It totally makes sense when you think about it. What screams confidence like deliberately sabotaging your own appearance? It's kinda like reverse psychology, ya know? Interested in this hot new ...

$9.99 GIMME!
Pet Carrier Backpack

Pet Carrier Backpack

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Admit it. We've all seen those people who go everywhere with their pets. They travel with them. They put them in their carts while shopping. They even bring them into restaurants. We often verbally express our distain for these people—let's call them pet chaperones—and the audacity they must have to inject their ...

Backpack with Rain Hood

Backpack with Rain Hood

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Consider this scenario: You're walking along, minding your own business when BAM... rainstorm!  To make matters worse, the weatherman never said anything about rain that morning so you don't have an umbrella in that backpack of yours. Now you're wet and pissed off. Now consider this scenario: You're walking ...

Flask Bracelet

Flask Bracelet

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Now, I'm not saying you should try to sneak alcohol into places where it doesn't belong, but if you're going to, you might as well look good, right? There's nothing fashionable about a plain old boring flask, unless it's an Areaware Bracelet Flask. Just pick your poison, pop the cork and fill 'er up for a fun-filled ...

$9.50 GIMME!
Wearable Sound System

Wearable Sound System

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Whatever happened to the trend of having massive subwoofers installed in cars? I feel like no one does that anymore. Maybe it's because we all started realizing that, while those bass vibrations felt cool, it made the music sound like shit. But now, thanks to modern technology, you can have the best of both world with ...

$29.97 GIMME!
Bottle Opener Sandals

Bottle Opener Sandals

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You're not true dad material unless you own a comfortable and functional pair of flip flops. These hip sandals are stylish and contoured for optimal comfort, but their best feature is located on the bottom of each sandal. That's because each Reef Men's Fanning II Flip Flop is equipped with a fully functional bottle ...

$6.80 GIMME!
Kitchen Knife Finger Guards

Kitchen Knife Finger Guards

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If you're presented with a hesitant smile and a polite objection every time you announce you'll be cooking dinner, it could mean one of two things: 1) you're a terrible cook, or 2) you're a klutz and there's a good chance you'll cut off the tip of one of your fingers. Put your dinner guests at ease with Pretty Handy ...

$5.66 GIMME!
Heelys for Adults

Heelys for Adults

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Admit it. You've scoffed at every preteen you've seen coasting around on those sneakers with the wheels in the heals known as Heelys. You may have even posted on social media in true get-off-my-lawn-style about how kids these days are too lazy to walk like normal people. But behind that grumpy facade is a adult ...

$52.91 GIMME!
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