Toilet paper has become a hot commodity these days. Finding a 12-pack at the local grocery store is like winning the lottery (or at least scoring a decent prize on a $5 scratch-and-win). So if there's no TP to be found, that must mean there's a lot of quality toilet time going down, right? Well, if you're going to ...
So you've decided to become a samurai warrior, eh? Slow your horses, tough guy. No need to go out and buy some expensive weaponry and armor. Baby steps. Start small with this Pocket Samurai Keychain Knife. Just because it's little doesn't meet it isn't tactical. First of all, it's super sharp. Like, you could ...
Now, I'm not saying you should try to sneak alcohol into places where it doesn't belong, but if you're going to, you might as well look good, right? There's nothing fashionable about a plain old boring flask, unless it's an Areaware Bracelet Flask. Just pick your poison, pop the cork and fill 'er up for a fun-filled ...
It's not a pack of gum. It's not a keyless entry remote. No, this cute little device is a nightmare stick capable of sending 6,000,000 volts of jolting electricity through the veins of your feeble intruder. Don't be afraid to get a little closer as long as you've got this bad boy on your side. Billed as the World's ...
Those combination padlocks are the worst, amirite? For starters, you have to memorize the combination. I mean, who can remember all those numbers? Ugh, I don't have room in my brain for such information. Besides, I'll probably just type the combination into my smartphone anyway so I don't forget it. If only there were ...
In 2015, DailyMail reported that 62% of men and 40% of women don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. In other words, if you're reading this, there's a decent chance that you nasty. Just think about all the poo germs you're spreading around! Your smartphone must be a bacteria playground ... but it doesn't have ...