Whenever I walk my dog, he just has to pee on every bush we walk by. As awkward as it can be to look my neighbor in the eyes as my dog relieves himself on their freshly pruned bushes, I’m secretly jealous of that little mutt. If only it were socially acceptable to pee wherever—and on whatever—I wanted without the risk of being publicly shamed or charged with indecent exposure. Dogs are so lucky.
I guess I can’t complain too much, though. As a man, I’m blessed with the ability to pee while standing—a luxury women didn’t have, until now—yet I still have to conform to societal norms. But there have definitely been a few times when I’ve found myself seconds shy of an evacuation and minutes away from a toilet. In those cases, one of these Pocket-sized Disposable Restrooms would have come in handy.
Now you can carry the privacy of your own personal bathroom in your back pocket. Feel that brown pickle tickle at your kid’s soccer game? Slip on one of these portable potty ponchos and do your business with the peace of mind that no one around you has any idea what’s happening (as long as you can avoid grunt face).
Just make sure you have a good excuse ready for when someone asks you why you’re wearing a poncho on a warm, sunny day.
Product features (via Amazon.com):
- 1 Poncho-Gives extra privacy with hood and non-transparent plastic material. Large neck opening opens field of view into poncho. Large arm openings allows for free movement of hands into poncho while using the pee and poop bags.
- 1 Pee Bag-Unisex design with foam receiver cusp. Urine gels immediately upon contact with super-absorption polymer inside. Zip-lock seal.
- 1 Poop Bag Set-Fits snugly around your bottom with a no-miss triple harness catch system. Come with leak resistant disposal bag.
- 2 Moist Cloth Wipes-Made with gentle fabric and formula that soothes as it cleans. That means a cleaner job than traditional toilet paper can do and with much less wiping!
- Pocket-sized Disposable Restroom – Urinal, Fecal Toilet, Poncho (For Privacy) and Cloth Wipes is Ultra-portable, convenient, and hygienic.
